The Flashlight

We were fooling around last night during a thunderstorm. The power had gone out and I had a flashlight tucked into the back of my shorts. As we were embracing she reached around and felt the flashlight and exclaimed “you’re really hard”, of course I laughed and said, “it’s a flashlight and it’s in the back“. She didn’t really get that I was laughing at her. She asked for the flashlight so that she could use it as a sex toy. I refused, she insisted, so I tucked it in between the matress and box springs and told her I had lost it. She said, “Ok”. And that was that. Sometimes Ambien makes her gullible, and that’s not a bad thing.