Tonight we were talking about crazy Ambien stuff, and she was watching some videos on youtube. By the end of the last 3 minute video, she was gone. She had taken the ambien right before finding that one video. It really kicks in fast. She needed help getting to the bed, and we stopped halfway so she could kiss me. In the middle of kissing, she said she wanted to sit down, and I tried to get her to sit on the edge of the bed. She said “no, I want to sit over there” pointing (well gesturing, pointing would have required more fine motor skills) toward the yoga ball. I protested, she insisted, so I rolled it halfway and she stumbled the rest of the way to the ball and took a seat.
At this point she sat there and asked me to kiss her again, at which time she began bouncing, rocking, and leaning back. I tried to help her sit up, she wanted to lay down. So I tried to hold onto her. I asked her if she was ok, she said “yes, they’re holding me up”. Of course there was no one else in the room. “They” are her impressions of people, she thinks are there. I think they’re just blurs in the dark and she thinks they’re alive.
She leaned way back and asked me to perform oral sex on her, so I did. She was really into it, until she fell on the floor, because “they” weren’t holding her up anymore. I guess “they” wanted to give us some privacy. She proceeded to perform oral sex on me, and then abruptly stopped and asked “whose dick is in my mouth?”. I assured her that I was STILL the only one in the room with her and it was me. I then (amidst the laughter) got her into bed. We had sex a couple of times before we went to sleep.
I should mention here that we’re not swingers or even anything that would remotely resemble that lifestyle. We don’t have other people in our bedroom, never have, never will, this is just her ambien craziness talking. It’s very amusing to me…
